namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

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blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Ben Dahlhaus photographed by Esra Sam

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taylorswift:

Bonus track  #1989lyrics

taylorswift:

Bonus track
#1989lyrics


ruinedchildhood:

twerking while driving

ruinedchildhood:

twerking while driving

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schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

a teacher walks into a bar
guy: can i buy you a drink?
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?